shut the fuck up.

puppyluver43:

can’t blog too busy giving zayn malik head

ollymurs:

honestly i still freak out when i hear wmyb on the radio

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cryingvagina:

i am byesexual

everyone i love leaves me

theh0rizon:

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there’s this guy i’ve been talking to and i’m not interested at all but he is and i’m like ew and we were talking about exams and he said he didn’t fail any of them and he should get a “reward ;)” and i was like what do you want and he’s like “depends what you give ;)” and i’m just like… i give good high fives… 

one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
me: you're gonna have to be more specific
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me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation